NEMESIS: The Collection
  • NEMESIS: The Collection
  • NEMESIS: The Collection
  • NEMESIS: The Collection
  • NEMESIS: The Collection
  • NEMESIS: The Collection
  • NEMESIS: The Collection

NEMESIS: The Collection

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£15.00

The story that was too epic for one album. Get the collectors pack with exclusive and limited merchandise. In each pack you get: The signed album on CD and a full 'story so far', a digital download, three collectors postcards with art by Pete Woods and Melissa Worthy, the full colour comic with the secret origin of the Nemesis and a a full rogues gallery of every character! Phew.

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NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
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£5.00

The secret origin of Professor Elemental's greatest foe, told in full colour by Chris Mole, Owen Watts and Jamie Keys. The comic book includes a bonus story by comics book legend Mark Russell, a rogues gallery of foes and bonus pages on the creation of the comic. Essential reading before you listen to the album.

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APEISH limited Edition Tea By Tea Spectral
  • APEISH limited Edition Tea By Tea Spectral
  • APEISH limited Edition Tea By Tea Spectral

APEISH limited Edition Tea By Tea Spectral

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£4.00

Oh Geoffrey! Celebrate your favourite ape with this unique black tea produced by Tea Spectral. A blend of Assam, Orange, Ginger, Cacao and Calendula petals. It's a thing of beauty and a joyful pot to behold. Much like my long lost ape.

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Geoffrey cuddly toy
  • Geoffrey cuddly toy
  • Geoffrey cuddly toy
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£15.00

pay tribute to the best ape butler a man could ask for with this very limited run of hand knitted cuddly Geoffreys! All loveingly created by Rachel Szouka of Creepyland, each Geoffrey is unique. Some have tutus, some glow and one is a magical unicorn. The perfect festive gift!

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Mister Mould Knitted Toy
  • Mister Mould Knitted Toy
  • Mister Mould Knitted Toy
  • Mister Mould Knitted Toy
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£10.00

How can something so terrifying be so very adorable! Straight from the cellar of Professor Elemental Manor, meet his new pal Mister Mould. Hand knitted by Rachel Szoka we have ten special Mister Moulds to get your hands on (but you might want to wash them afterwards)

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Everything Stops For Tea Scarves
  • Everything Stops For Tea Scarves
  • Everything Stops For Tea Scarves
  • Everything Stops For Tea Scarves
  • Everything Stops For Tea Scarves
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£15.00

Soft, long and carefully knitted, these new scarves will keep you warm during the Winter months. Designed by the brilliant RudeLogic and inspired by the Muppets Christmas Carol, each scarf says 'Everything Stops For Tea' on one side and 'Professor Elemental' on the other. Just the thing to keep you cosy through the rest of Winter.

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T-Shirt
  • T-Shirt
  • T-Shirt
  • T-Shirt

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£20.00

We all know 'there's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird', so why not share that message with the world? This brand new cotton t-shirt, comes with high quality screen print and my handsome face. How nice.

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Professor Elemental Temporary Tattoos!
  • Professor Elemental Temporary Tattoos!
  • Professor Elemental Temporary Tattoos!
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£3.00

The perfect Summer accessory, images of my handsome face and ridiculous ape that you can tattoo onto your body. Girls will fancy you! Boys will admire you! Everyone else will praise you for your excellent taste!*

(*May not be entirely accurate, but there's only one way to find out)

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Professor Elemental Tea Towel
  • Professor Elemental Tea Towel
  • Professor Elemental Tea Towel
  • Professor Elemental Tea Towel
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£8.00

There can be no finer tea towel on God's green earth. Designed exclusively by artist Ben McCaffrey (cover artist of the Amazing Friends album) . This full sized cotton tea towel will delight guests to your kitchen, scare off night time intruders and dry your mugs ready for your next cuppa.

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'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
  • 'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
  • 'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
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£7.00

A perfect balance of colour and flavour, combined together to tantalise the tastebuds and enliven the mind! 40 foil wrapped, fresh tea bags produced especially for the Professor by Mad Hatter tea. Each package comes with superb exclusive artwork by Verity Glass.

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SafeTEA first Mug
  • SafeTEA first Mug
  • SafeTEA first Mug
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This beautiful ceramic Mug, inspired by the wonderful Muppet Show titles is covered in a lovely message by artists Rude Logic and carries an important message and your next hot cuppa! Hooray!

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Set of all Three Books
  • Set of all Three Books
  • Set of all Three Books
  • Set of all Three Books
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£22.00

Nights are drawing in, time to tuck up with a good book- or three! Get the complete works of Professor Elemental and his co-writers Scott Finlay and Nimue Brown. You also get some beautiful illustrations from Tom Brown, Kim Parkhurst and Cliff Cumber! That should see you through nicely up to Christmas.

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Letters Between Gentlemen: The Book
  • Letters Between Gentlemen: The Book
  • Letters Between Gentlemen: The Book
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Professor Elemental: Misunderstood and benevolent genius, evil killer, or slightly deluded idiot? Private investigator Algernon Spoon really isn’t sure, but as the bodies mount up, it looks like someone is bent on slaughter. But who? And why? And is there going to be Battenberg? Written by Professor Elemental and Nimue Brown, illustrated throughout by Tom Brown. A perfect holiday read

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Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
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A seaside holiday turns to maelstrom of insanity… A terror that stalks the London night… A manor house full of twisted secrets…

Nine terrifying tales that will tickle your ribs… and then shred your nerves. Professor Elementals’ Tales of Wrong is a horror anthology like no other. Mixing a heady brew of suspense, comedy and pure, unadulterated terror- the Professor invites you to stay a while in his world of murderous grandmothers, dark deeds and delicious swan dinners.

Pull up a chair, let the ape butler pour you a horse brandy, but be careful not to stay too late… You might never leave.

Illustrated throughout by acclaimed artist, Kim Parkhurst.

Praise for Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown’s ‘Letter’s Between Gentlemen’:

‘Simply wonderful’ - Warren Ellis (author, Transmetropolitan, Hellblazer)

‘A remarkable visionary’ - theelequentpage.co.uk

‘Like tumbling down a rabbit hole into deliciously bizarre world’ - Emma Newman (author, the Split worlds series)

‘Emminently rereadable’ - The steampunk journal

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Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
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Tucked snugly between these pages is a life like no other. A one hundred percent accurate ghost written autobiography of a fictional man (based on real life events). Written by Scott Finlay, with additional notes by the Professor himself and illustrated throughout by Cliff Cumber- strap in for stories of thrilling adventure and hilarious mishaps. Flying by eagle from the comfort of Elemental manor to the rough and tumble of public school life and onwards to the jungles of Africa, London Zoo and several huge explosions. You have never read a book like this before! (Probably with very good reason). Find out the answers to the questions that have bothered fans for years: How did he meet his orangutan butler, Geoffrey? How does a Professor end up as a full time Hip Hop emcee? Just how many jobs has he been fired from? And just what is he a Professor of anyway? Learn the answers to all of these questions and so much less, in this beautifully illustrated, lovingly constructed, entirely true and completely fictional story.

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Professor Elemental Patch
  • Professor Elemental Patch
  • Professor Elemental Patch
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£3.00

The brand new Professor Logo by Rob Stephens immortalised in this 8cm patch. Each patch is premium square screen printed with an overlocked edge and heat seal backer. And they bring a touch of class to any garment, adventuring rucksack or evening dress.

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The Professor Elemental Bookmark Set
  • The Professor Elemental Bookmark Set
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For the voracious readers out there, here is the perfect pressie. Three beautiful heavy duty bookmarks designed by VV Glass and Rob Stephens. The bookmarks feature artwork from the Professor Elemental Animated cartoon pilot (out in 2021) and are a little slice of whimsy that you can take with you wherever you go.

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APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
  • APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
  • APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
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A brand new way to experience Apequest! This is the full length comic book adaption, all in colour and including bonus sketches, script pages and more. Written by Chris Mole (Futurequake, Prof Elemental comics) and illustrated by Bob Molesworth (Star Wars, Ninja Turtles) all wrapped up in a wonderful cover by Charlie Adlard (Walking Dead, Astronauts In Trouble).

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