Christmas Cards!
  • Christmas Cards!
  • Christmas Cards!
  • Christmas Cards!
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£2.50

Nothing quite says 'Have a Splendid Christmas' quite like a card with my face on, which literally has the words 'Have a Splendid Christmas!' on the inside. Designed by the artistic legend that they call Mr Jamie Keys, these oversized cards have space for the whole family to wish their best!

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Professor Elemental Tea Towel
  • Professor Elemental Tea Towel
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£10.00

A brand new Tea towel! How exciting! Designed by legendary designer Mr Rude Logic, this full sized cotton tea towel will delight guests to your kitchen, scare off night time intruders and dry your mugs ready for your next cuppa.

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Geoffrey Vinyl Key Chains!
  • Geoffrey Vinyl Key Chains!
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£3.00

Remember everybody's favourite orangutan with the iconic design by Rob Stephens. An ideal stocking filler or just something to make you smile when you reach for the key to home sweet sweet home.

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Metal Badge
  • Metal Badge
  • Metal Badge
  • Metal Badge
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£6.00

Truly a beautiful thing; A fantastic new gold plated badge, designed by Rob Stephens and Shane Le Mar. Whether you are celebrating LGBTQ, want to show that you're an ally or just want to tell the world that you are a Professor fan- this badge is the way to demonstrate that we are All In Together!

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The Giddy Limit : CD AND A SPLENDID SUPRISE!
  • The Giddy Limit : CD AND A SPLENDID SUPRISE!
  • The Giddy Limit : CD AND A SPLENDID SUPRISE!
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I found the last three CD copies of this in a box. I shall not be making more. It's a double CD with a brilliant mix by Nick maxwell on the second disc. Oh and I'll drop you the mp3 if you buy it too. And I'll add some random extra stuff that i found in a box. Some of it excellent, some of it less so. I'll send you the best stuff, I don't think you'll regret it.

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'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
  • 'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
  • 'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
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£7.00

A perfect balance of colour and flavour, combined together to tantalise the tastebuds and enliven the mind! 40 foil wrapped, fresh tea bags produced especially for the Professor by Mad Hatter tea. Each package comes with superb exclusive artwork by Verity Glass.

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Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
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£10.00

A seaside holiday turns to maelstrom of insanity… A terror that stalks the London night… A manor house full of twisted secrets…

Nine terrifying tales that will tickle your ribs… and then shred your nerves. Professor Elementals’ Tales of Wrong is a horror anthology like no other. Mixing a heady brew of suspense, comedy and pure, unadulterated terror- the Professor invites you to stay a while in his world of murderous grandmothers, dark deeds and delicious swan dinners.

Pull up a chair, let the ape butler pour you a horse brandy, but be careful not to stay too late… You might never leave.

Illustrated throughout by acclaimed artist, Kim Parkhurst.

Praise for Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown’s ‘Letter’s Between Gentlemen’:

‘Simply wonderful’ - Warren Ellis (author, Transmetropolitan, Hellblazer)

‘A remarkable visionary’ - theelequentpage.co.uk

‘Like tumbling down a rabbit hole into deliciously bizarre world’ - Emma Newman (author, the Split worlds series)

‘Emminently rereadable’ - The steampunk journal

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Professor Elemental Patch
  • Professor Elemental Patch
  • Professor Elemental Patch
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£3.00

The brand new Professor Logo by Rob Stephens immortalised in this 8cm patch. Each patch is premium square screen printed with an overlocked edge and heat seal backer. And they bring a touch of class to any garment, adventuring rucksack or evening dress.

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NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
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£5.00

The secret origin of Professor Elemental's greatest foe, told in full colour by Chris Mole, Owen Watts and Jamie Keys. The comic book includes a bonus story by comics book legend Mark Russell, a rogues gallery of foes and bonus pages on the creation of the comic. Essential reading before you listen to the album.

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APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
  • APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
  • APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
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£5.00

A brand new way to experience Apequest! This is the full length comic book adaption, all in colour and including bonus sketches, script pages and more. Written by Chris Mole (Futurequake, Prof Elemental comics) and illustrated by Bob Molesworth (Star Wars, Ninja Turtles) all wrapped up in a wonderful cover by Charlie Adlard (Walking Dead, Astronauts In Trouble).

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Professor Elemental comic: Issue 4
  • Professor Elemental comic: Issue 4
  • Professor Elemental comic: Issue 4
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£5.00

Written by Chris Mole (with additional help from Professor Elemental)- art by some of the finest underground artists in the industry, topped off with a cover by Charlie Adlard- what more could you ask for, In this issue, we begin two part stories featuring Locomotive, the Scarlet Woman and of course, the Prof himself! All this for a mere £5.

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Professor Elemental Comics: Issue 5
  • Professor Elemental Comics: Issue 5
  • Professor Elemental Comics: Issue 5
  • Professor Elemental Comics: Issue 5
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£5.00

The Final Issue Of Professor Elemental Comics! The conclusion to our first epic 'Locomotive' adventure! A Brand new Professor tale drawn by super star Jamie keys! Plus a very special surprise in the centre of the comic and much, much more!

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