APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album
  • APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album
  • APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album
  • APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album
  • APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album
  • APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album
  • APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album
  • APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album
  • APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album
  • APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album

APEQUEST THE GAME & ApeQuest 2: The Album

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£25.00

APEQUEST THE GAME IS HERE! A board game for all Professors- it's time for YOU to don the time travel trousers and head through time and space to find Geoffrey. It's a simple, fun, silly and very playable game that comes in a large box filled with the cards and dashboard to get your mission started.

As if that wasn't enough- when you buy the Apequest game, you will receive an exclusive download of the ApeQuest 2 album. Available exclusively witht he game- you can finally hear the conclusion to the story of Geoffrey the orangutan butler. With 9 new songs produced by Tom Caruana and featuring guest stars from the world of Steampunk and Hip Hop.

What are you waiting for? These orangutans won't save themselves!

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The Indifference Engine 10th Anniversary Edition : Vinyl and gift set
  • The Indifference Engine 10th Anniversary Edition : Vinyl and gift set
  • The Indifference Engine 10th Anniversary Edition : Vinyl and gift set
  • The Indifference Engine 10th Anniversary Edition : Vinyl and gift set
  • The Indifference Engine 10th Anniversary Edition : Vinyl and gift set
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£25.00

The album that started it off the Prof! This ten year anniversary edition has been fully remastered and comes with a ton of extras, including: brand new linear notes about each track, a photo gallery and a double CD including all instrumentals and exclusive remixes. Oh and there's a lovely poster too. It's an absolute beauty to be honest.

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Metal Badge
  • Metal Badge
  • Metal Badge
  • Metal Badge
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£6.00

Truly a beautiful thing; A fantastic new gold plated badge, designed by Rob Stephens and Shane Le Mar. Whether you are celebrating LGBTQ, want to show that you're an ally or just want to tell the world that you are a Professor fan- this badge is the way to demonstrate that we are All In Together!

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Mini Teacup and saucer candles by Molly!
  • Mini Teacup and saucer candles by Molly!
  • Mini Teacup and saucer candles by Molly!
  • Mini Teacup and saucer candles by Molly!
  • Mini Teacup and saucer candles by Molly!

Mini Teacup and saucer candles by Molly!

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£10.00

They're back! The mini candles by my daughter Molly. These luxurious, homemade, soy wax lavender candles with lavender scent have been hand made by Molly Alborough. All proceeds will go to her University fund.

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Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong: The New Edition Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong: The New Edition Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong: The New Edition Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong: The New Edition Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong: The New Edition Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong: The New Edition Book
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£10.00

A seaside holiday turns to maelstrom of insanity… A terror that stalks the London night… A manor house full of twisted secrets…

Nine terrifying tales that will tickle your ribs… and then shred your nerves. Professor Elementals’ Tales of Wrong is a horror anthology like no other. Mixing a heady brew of suspense, comedy and pure, unadulterated terror- the Professor invites you to stay a while in his world of murderous grandmothers, dark deeds and delicious swan dinners.

Pull up a chair, let the ape butler pour you a horse brandy, but be careful not to stay too late… You might never leave.

Illustrated throughout by acclaimed artist, Kim Parkhurst.

Praise for Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown’s ‘Letter’s Between Gentlemen’:

‘Simply wonderful’ - Warren Ellis (author, Transmetropolitan, Hellblazer)

‘A remarkable visionary’ - theelequentpage.co.uk

‘Like tumbling down a rabbit hole into deliciously bizarre world’ - Emma Newman (author, the Split worlds series)

‘Emminently rereadable’ - The steampunk journal

Reset with larger type and a bigger page count (its not extra material, Im not trying to be tricky, it's just easier to read and a bit nicer looking)

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Professor Elemental Tea Towel
  • Professor Elemental Tea Towel
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£10.00

A brand new Tea towel! How exciting! Designed by legendary designer Mr Rude Logic, this full sized cotton tea towel will delight guests to your kitchen, scare off night time intruders and dry your mugs ready for your next cuppa.

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'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
  • 'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
  • 'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
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£7.00

A perfect balance of colour and flavour, combined together to tantalise the tastebuds and enliven the mind! 40 foil wrapped, fresh tea bags produced especially for the Professor by Mad Hatter tea. Each package comes with superb exclusive artwork by Verity Glass.

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NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
  • NEMESIS: The Prequel Comic Book
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£5.00

The secret origin of Professor Elemental's greatest foe, told in full colour by Chris Mole, Owen Watts and Jamie Keys. The comic book includes a bonus story by comics book legend Mark Russell, a rogues gallery of foes and bonus pages on the creation of the comic. Essential reading before you listen to the album.

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APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
  • APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
  • APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
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£5.00

A brand new way to experience Apequest! This is the full length comic book adaption, all in colour and including bonus sketches, script pages and more. Written by Chris Mole (Futurequake, Prof Elemental comics) and illustrated by Bob Molesworth (Star Wars, Ninja Turtles) all wrapped up in a wonderful cover by Charlie Adlard (Walking Dead, Astronauts In Trouble).

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Professor Elemental comic: Issue 4
  • Professor Elemental comic: Issue 4
  • Professor Elemental comic: Issue 4
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Written by Chris Mole (with additional help from Professor Elemental)- art by some of the finest underground artists in the industry, topped off with a cover by Charlie Adlard- what more could you ask for, In this issue, we begin two part stories featuring Locomotive, the Scarlet Woman and of course, the Prof himself! All this for a mere £5.

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