The story that was too epic for one album. Get the collectors pack with exclusive and limited merchandise. In each pack you get: The signed album on CD and a full 'story so far', a digital download, three collectors postcards with art by Pete Woods and Melissa Worthy, the full colour comic with the secret origin of the Nemesis and a lyrics book containing a full rogues gallery of every character! Phew.
The secret origin of Professor Elemental's greatest foe, told in full colour by Chris Mole, Owen Watts and Jamie Keys. The comic book includes a bonus story by comics book legend Mark Russell, a rogues gallery of foes and bonus pages on the creation of the comic. Essential reading before you listen to the album.
Ever fancied your own robot butler? Well, now's your chance. Wonky Jeremy can do everything you might expect from a robot butler. So long as what you expect is sitting very still and occasionally falling over. Suprisingly cuddly for a robot. Hand knitted by the brilliant Rachel Szoka.
Soft, long and carefully knitted, these new scarves will keep you warm during the Winter months. Designed by the brilliant RudeLogic and inspired by the Muppets Christmas Carol, each scarf says 'Everything Stops For Tea' on one side and 'Professor Elemental' on the other. Just the thing to keep you cosy through the rest of Winter.
The "Stuff and Nonsense" cover features a woman in a long coat and hat on which aviator goggles rest. She carries an armful of interesting items, including a messenger bag, statue, and coiled map. Professor Elemental, a man with a long face wearing khaki adventuring gear and a scowl, peers out at her from around a corner.Stuff and Nonsense is a game of low adventure, featuring a cadre of would-be explorers who never actually leave home. You’ll wander the outskirts of London, collecting evidence of your imaginary journey, then return to the Adventurer’s Club to spin your web of lies. But beware of Professor Elemental; he was the first one to think of this, and he’s not at all impressed!
Players: 2-6 // Age: 12+ // Time: 40 minutes
There can be no finer tea towel on God's green earth. Designed exclusively by artist Ben McCaffrey (cover artist of the Amazing Friends album) . This full sized cotton tea towel will delight guests to your kitchen, scare off night time intruders and dry your mugs ready for your next cuppa.
Nights are drawing in, time to tuck up with a good book- or three! Get the complete works of Professor Elemental and his co-writers Scott Finlay and Nimue Brown. You also get some beautiful illustrations from Tom Brown, Kim Parkhurst and Cliff Cumber! That should see you through nicely up to Christmas.
Professor Elemental: Misunderstood and benevolent genius, evil killer, or slightly deluded idiot? Private investigator Algernon Spoon really isn’t sure, but as the bodies mount up, it looks like someone is bent on slaughter. But who? And why? And is there going to be Battenberg? Written by Professor Elemental and Nimue Brown, illustrated throughout by Tom Brown. A perfect holiday read
A seaside holiday turns to maelstrom of insanity… A terror that stalks the London night… A manor house full of twisted secrets…
Nine terrifying tales that will tickle your ribs… and then shred your nerves. Professor Elementals’ Tales of Wrong is a horror anthology like no other. Mixing a heady brew of suspense, comedy and pure, unadulterated terror- the Professor invites you to stay a while in his world of murderous grandmothers, dark deeds and delicious swan dinners.
Pull up a chair, let the ape butler pour you a horse brandy, but be careful not to stay too late… You might never leave.
Illustrated throughout by acclaimed artist, Kim Parkhurst.
Praise for Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown’s ‘Letter’s Between Gentlemen’:
‘Simply wonderful’ - Warren Ellis (author, Transmetropolitan, Hellblazer)
‘A remarkable visionary’ - theelequentpage.co.uk
‘Like tumbling down a rabbit hole into deliciously bizarre world’ - Emma Newman (author, the Split worlds series)
‘Emminently rereadable’ - The steampunk journal
Tucked snugly between these pages is a life like no other. A one hundred percent accurate ghost written autobiography of a fictional man (based on real life events). Written by Scott Finlay, with additional notes by the Professor himself and illustrated throughout by Cliff Cumber- strap in for stories of thrilling adventure and hilarious mishaps. Flying by eagle from the comfort of Elemental manor to the rough and tumble of public school life and onwards to the jungles of Africa, London Zoo and several huge explosions. You have never read a book like this before! (Probably with very good reason). Find out the answers to the questions that have bothered fans for years: How did he meet his orangutan butler, Geoffrey? How does a Professor end up as a full time Hip Hop emcee? Just how many jobs has he been fired from? And just what is he a Professor of anyway? Learn the answers to all of these questions and so much less, in this beautifully illustrated, lovingly constructed, entirely true and completely fictional story.
For the voracious readers out there, here is the perfect pressie. Three beautiful heavy duty bookmarks designed by VV Glass and Rob Stephens. The bookmarks feature artwork from the Professor Elemental Animated cartoon pilot (out in 2021) and are a little slice of whimsy that you can take with you wherever you go.
A brand new way to experience Apequest! This is the full length comic book adaption, all in colour and including bonus sketches, script pages and more. Written by Chris Mole (Futurequake, Prof Elemental comics) and illustrated by Bob Molesworth (Star Wars, Ninja Turtles) all wrapped up in a wonderful cover by Charlie Adlard (Walking Dead, Astronauts In Trouble).