Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
  • Mea Cuppa: The autobiography of Professor Elemental
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Tucked snugly between these pages is a life like no other. A one hundred percent accurate ghost written autobiography of a fictional man (based on real life events). Written by Scott Finlay, with additional notes by the Professor himself and illustrated throughout by Cliff Cumber- strap in for stories of thrilling adventure and hilarious mishaps. Flying by eagle from the comfort of Elemental manor to the rough and tumble of public school life and onwards to the jungles of Africa, London Zoo and several huge explosions. You have never read a book like this before! (Probably with very good reason). Find out the answers to the questions that have bothered fans for years: How did he meet his orangutan butler, Geoffrey? How does a Professor end up as a full time Hip Hop emcee? Just how many jobs has he been fired from? And just what is he a Professor of anyway? Learn the answers to all of these questions and so much less, in this beautifully illustrated, lovingly constructed, entirely true and completely fictional story.

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A Bag Full Of Sunshine
  • A Bag Full Of Sunshine
  • A Bag Full Of Sunshine
  • A Bag Full Of Sunshine

A Bag Full Of Sunshine

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The wonderful new fabric bag from 'Bags Of Happy' is out now! A unique design and high quality bag for all your essential items. Each order comes with free download of the Summer anthem 'Hat Full of Sunshine'. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

See more from Bags Of Happy here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/BagsOfHappy

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T-Shirt
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  • T-Shirt
  • T-Shirt

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We all know 'there's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird', so why not share that message with the world? This brand new cotton t-shirt, comes with high quality screen print and my handsome face. How nice. Four sizes (be warned the XL is pretty larger) and should be washed at 60c or under.

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Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
  • Professor Elemental's Tales Of Wrong Book
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A seaside holiday turns to maelstrom of insanity… A terror that stalks the London night… A manor house full of twisted secrets…

Nine terrifying tales that will tickle your ribs… and then shred your nerves. Professor Elementals’ Tales of Wrong is a horror anthology like no other. Mixing a heady brew of suspense, comedy and pure, unadulterated terror- the Professor invites you to stay a while in his world of murderous grandmothers, dark deeds and delicious swan dinners.

Pull up a chair, let the ape butler pour you a horse brandy, but be careful not to stay too late… You might never leave.

Illustrated throughout by acclaimed artist, Kim Parkhurst.

Praise for Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown’s ‘Letter’s Between Gentlemen’:

‘Simply wonderful’ - Warren Ellis (author, Transmetropolitan, Hellblazer)

‘A remarkable visionary’ - theelequentpage.co.uk

‘Like tumbling down a rabbit hole into deliciously bizarre world’ - Emma Newman (author, the Split worlds series)

‘Emminently rereadable’ - The steampunk journal

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Professor Elemental Tea Towel
  • Professor Elemental Tea Towel
  • Professor Elemental Tea Towel
  • Professor Elemental Tea Towel
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There can be no finer tea towel on God's green earth. Designed exclusively by artist Ben McCaffrey (cover artist of the Amazing Friends album) . This full sized cotton tea towel will delight guests to your kitchen, scare off night time intruders and dry your mugs ready for your next cuppa.

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Mug
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  • Mug
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What a beauty! This wonderful Mug designed by Rob Stephens is the perfect container for your cup of brown joy! A full colour ceramic mug, complete with a Geoffrey in repose, this really is something rather special. Caution: Not to be used for Coffee.

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Professor Elemental Patch
  • Professor Elemental Patch
  • Professor Elemental Patch
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The brand new Professor Logo by Rob Stephens immortalised in this 8cm patch. Each patch is premium square screen printed with an overlocked edge and heat seal backer. And they bring a touch of class to any garment, adventuring rucksack or evening dress.

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'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
  • 'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
  • 'Love A  Cup' Tea bags
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A perfect balance of colour and flavour, combined together to tantalise the tastebuds and enliven the mind! 40 foil wrapped, fresh tea bags produced especially for the Professor by Mad Hatter tea. Each package comes with superb exclusive artwork by Verity Glass.

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APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
  • APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
  • APEQUEST: THE COMIC BOOK
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A brand new way to experience Apequest! This is the full length comic book adaption, all in colour and including bonus sketches, script pages and more. Written by Chris Mole (Futurequake, Prof Elemental comics) and illustrated by Bob Molesworth (Star Wars, Ninja Turtles) all wrapped up in a wonderful cover by Charlie Adlard (Walking Dead, Astronauts In Trouble).

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Professor Elemental Comics: Issue 5
  • Professor Elemental Comics: Issue 5
  • Professor Elemental Comics: Issue 5
  • Professor Elemental Comics: Issue 5
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The Final Issue Of Professor Elemental Comics! The conclusion to our first epic 'Locomotive' adventure! A Brand new Professor tale drawn by super star Jamie keys! Plus a very special surprise in the centre of the comic and much, much more!

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Professor Elemental comic: Issue 4
  • Professor Elemental comic: Issue 4
  • Professor Elemental comic: Issue 4
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Written by Chris Mole (with additional help from Professor Elemental)- art by some of the finest underground artists in the industry, topped off with a cover by Charlie Adlard- what more could you ask for, In this issue, we begin two part stories featuring Locomotive, the Scarlet Woman and of course, the Prof himself! All this for a mere £5.

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